Well the first day started out pretty good. Nana gave me my bottle and then Aunt Sarah fed me some oatmeal. While Nana and Poppy were greeting first hour at church, Aunt Sarah and I cleaned the kitchen and sang some vocal warm ups together. She's getting pretty good, but no one can match my voice's untrained, unfettered beauty. After that I had to take a nap. Hey! Singing AND looking this good is hard work.
When we went to church everyone kept saying how adorable I am. I'm totally like, "Helloooo.... please tell me something I don't know." No one seems to listen though.
Nana made me try spaghetti for lunch. She feebly tried to convince me the sauce was 100% organic and the beef was locally raised, but I am no fool. I knew she was faking after four bites. I preferred the taste of my natural applesauce.
I took another nap after lunch. (who do these people think I am?) After I woke back up I played with the me-sized dog (or large rat) until Aunt Sarah and Uncle Mark played toys with me. I tried to show them how to use the xylophone (Pshhh Aunt Sarah kept calling it a piano. Poor thing. Doesn't know the difference.) but they couldn't understand my clearly superior intellect.
I ate once more and then decided I had had enough of these crazy people for the day. Nana changed me and Aunt Sarah put me in bed with my "wubby." I am typing this on Aunt Sarah's Nook. Shhhhhh... I gotta go now 'cuz I think I hear her coming in... Bye Mom and Dad! I love you tons!
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| Hey Mommy! |
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| Is this beef organic?? |
